双头龙、28cm过安检被查后…
<p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">各位小宝贝，你们有没有因为带爱的小工具发生什么奇葩的小故事？前不久，位于柏林的Schnefeld在一位</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">【男乘客】</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">工具箱通过红外时，发现了一些了不得东西。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">机场安检人员称：我一如往常检视每件行李的X光图像，突然注意到「</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">一件行李含有可疑内容物</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">」，于是我直接封锁D航厦，并发表关于可疑行李的声明。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">不料后来发现，所谓的「可疑内容物」</span><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">只是几个会震动的情趣用品。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">「在惊心动魄的60分钟后，拆弹部队笑着离开，」一位乘客说道。而这袋行李的男乘客表示：<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">前不久和自己的男朋友买了之后，因为实在好用，就和男朋友在旅行的时候带上了。</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">你以为这件事就这么完了吗？没有，这种又刺激又好笑的新闻怎么可能不被各大机场转发呢...</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">随后在男乘客落地后几天大家去采访他，</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">他愤愤的表示：我妈妈也知道了我是个gay，天知道他会不会在我回家之后把我赶出家门。</span></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....这是公开出柜了吗？</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);font-size: 12px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">---------------插播广告---------------</span></p><p style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">戳一下下方链接哦~就是下方的小卡片，点击打开了解一下，也许有你想要的呢~</span></p><p style="margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></strong></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">不仅是他，在基基朋友圈有两位朋友也遇到了安检被查的故事。一位小可爱和朋友一起在泼水节去泰国游玩，因为装了一根</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">长达28公分，直径6公分</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">的假乌干达，被托运行李处叫住当场验货。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">在掏出来之后，姐妹们齐齐发出了一声惊呼，</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">自此之后他获得了“防空洞”的称号</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">无独有偶，一年前，一位杭州的大猛攻携带五瓶RUSH一瓶0号胶囊准备进入高铁，被安检小哥当场拦下，随后事情发生神转折，</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">美貌的安检小哥弱弱的给猛攻留了电话，两人在猛攻回来后披头散发。</span></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">爱的小玩具让人尴尬，也让人获得了更多被人认识的机会。但素，小玩具玩不好不仅伤身体，更会成为笑话。</span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">你有没有经历过什么好玩有趣的“玩具”故事？</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: right;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);font-size: 13px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">本文转自好基友-Queer</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: right;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);font-size: 13px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">作者：收割基</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span 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