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双头龙、28cm过安检被查后…

xiuku 发表于 2018-9-12 11:31:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">各位小宝贝,你们有没有因为带爱的小工具发生什么奇葩的小故事?前不久,位于柏林的Schnefeld在一位</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">【男乘客】</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">工具箱通过红外时,发现了一些了不得东西。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">机场安检人员称:我一如往常检视每件行李的X光图像,突然注意到「</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">一件行李含有可疑内容物</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">」,于是我直接封锁D航厦,并发表关于可疑行李的声明。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">不料后来发现,所谓的「可疑内容物」</span><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">只是几个会震动的情趣用品。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">「在惊心动魄的60分钟后,拆弹部队笑着离开,」一位乘客说道。而这袋行李的男乘客表示:<strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">前不久和自己的男朋友买了之后,因为实在好用,就和男朋友在旅行的时候带上了。</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">你以为这件事就这么完了吗?没有,这种又刺激又好笑的新闻怎么可能不被各大机场转发呢...</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">随后在男乘客落地后几天大家去采访他,</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: 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style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">不仅是他,在基基朋友圈有两位朋友也遇到了安检被查的故事。一位小可爱和朋友一起在泼水节去泰国游玩,因为装了一根</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">长达28公分,直径6公分</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">的假乌干达,被托运行李处叫住当场验货。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">在掏出来之后,姐妹们齐齐发出了一声惊呼,</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">自此之后他获得了“防空洞”的称号</span></strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">无独有偶,一年前,一位杭州的大猛攻携带五瓶RUSH一瓶0号胶囊准备进入高铁,被安检小哥当场拦下,随后事情发生神转折,</span><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">美貌的安检小哥弱弱的给猛攻留了电话,两人在猛攻回来后披头散发。</span></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">爱的小玩具让人尴尬,也让人获得了更多被人认识的机会。但素,小玩具玩不好不仅伤身体,更会成为笑话。</span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">你有没有经历过什么好玩有趣的“玩具”故事?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></strong></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: right;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);font-size: 13px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">本文转自好基友-Queer</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);text-align: right;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);font-size: 13px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">作者:收割基</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span 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