<section style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", " ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 28.4444px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 0.5em;margin-bottom: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(214, 168, 65);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">基友分享在不噜帝上遇到过的奇葩经历，</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;color: rgb(214, 168, 65);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑skr人！</span></strong></span></p><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 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sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);line-height: 25.6px;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section class="" data-mpa-template-id="1275" data-mpa-color="#ffffff" data-mpa-category="body" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section data-id="内容198" style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></section><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"> 1 </span></p><p style="margin-right: 1em;margin-left: 1em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">一天在家里无聊，翻附近的人翻的都快出省了。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">这时候突然有个人给我发消息。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">是个小受受。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">我还正纳闷呢？？？我资料里写了我是受啊？他跟我说啥？难不成想坐上来？？</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">他突然跟我说:哥哥，你是不是住在X栋楼那个戴眼镜的哥哥。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">纳尼？？？？这是跟踪过我还是怎么回事？？</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">我说:你是？？？怎么会知道我住哪里？</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">他说:嗯。。哥哥是这样的。。我住在你前面那栋，在小区经常看到你。我今天跟朋友聚会。。。他们嘲讽我找不到男朋友，我就拿你不噜帝上照片给他们说是我对象。他们不信。让我现在就叫你过来。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">（结果就是我还是去了。。狠狠地装了一回攻。看那帮小孩的星星眼感觉自己还是蛮像个霸道总裁的样子的嘛～）</span></p><p style="margin-right: 1em;margin-left: 1em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="margin-right: 1em;margin-left: 1em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);"> 2 </span></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">这个故事比较短。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">那天有人问我“在哪呢？跟谁hi的呢？”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">大哥，我不认识你啊！你这上来就这样说，显得我跟你好熟啊！</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">然后我说“跟朋友在一块”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">他又回了一句“那些朋友啊？”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">我说“西王母娘年，三圣母，还有女娲娘娘。”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">他说“哦，我不认识。你有没有兴趣跟我做个朋友啊”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">万般无奈。我只好跟他说</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">“你们凡人是没有资格跟我们仙女儿做朋友的，你死了这条心吧。”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);"> 3 </span></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">这个应该很多人都遇到过。远在千里之外的人跟你聊骚。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">那晚，一个距离我3000多公里的人，向我表达了他对我浓厚的爱。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">“我真的特别喜欢你”“看到你的照片就会石更起来”“我想X你”“你帮我kou吧，打飞飞打的我手都酸了”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">于是我只好跟他说“你要是石更起来能有3000多公里长，别说我帮你kou了，还没等你下面那玩意儿石更到我面前来，路上的小妖精们早就把你给吸干了”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 1em;margin-left: 1em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);"> 3 </span></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">“嗨！你好，我是肌肉胡渣型警察。你情况？”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">“哦，你好，老娘是法力无边型仙女儿。”（然后我就被拉黑了。 ,, ,,):）</span></p><p style="margin-right: 1em;margin-left: 1em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: justify;letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">【为什么我总觉得。。。好像说来说去最奇葩的人是我自己啊。…(╯╰)=3】</span></p></section></section></section></section></section><p></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"></p><p style="margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;"></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);"> 4 </span></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">我这个好好笑，是关于一张床的事情。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">就是吧有一天突然脑子发热在blued上po了一张自拍，然后马上有人评论说我是不是在9栋，你说在同一栋还能理解，他距离50多千米，然后我就惊恐问他怎么知道，他回答因为那张自拍里面寝室就是他之前的寝室，他们装修的 (ω)于是他顺利说出我的寝室号之后</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "ingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">之后他私聊我，惊讶发现他之前就是睡我这个床！然后他告诉我这张床是神奇的基佬之床，(*/ω＼*)因为在他之前睡这张床的两个学长都是基佬，其中一个还是来了大学睡着睡着莫名其妙就弯了，(╰╯)哈哈哈。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">诶等等，我怎么变成基佬来着 (° °)°宝宝方了</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);"> 5 </span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 12px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">图片来源@花吃了那少年</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);"> 6 </span></span></p><p style="margin-right: 1em;margin-left: 1em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">在某个闷热的午后，我吃着难吃的外卖，看着无趣的电视剧，甚是无聊。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">突然不噜帝那特有的提示音响起，我打开手机，是一个肌肉男，距离0.10㎞，奇怪的是我这样一个每天刷不噜帝的人，以前竟然没在附近见过他。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">你好。他说。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">以前没见过你啊。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">我恰好路过这里。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">就这样有一句没一句的聊着，我最终还是开口问了，约吗？他说，我现在要走了，晚上再说吧。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">晚上，我主动找他聊了，他说头像不是他，我说没关系，我跟他要了照片，挺普通一个人，不过对于寂寞的我来说，只要是不丑，也无所谓了。然后就约好了，一会他到我家里来。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">他很准时，敲门，我让他进来，之后整个过程我们几乎没说话。结束之后，四目相对，无话可说，甚是尴尬。为了打破沉默，我对他说，我看你长的挺面熟的（大众脸，当然面熟了）。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">他说，当然了，我今天中午刚给你送过外卖。</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(61, 170, 214);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"> 7 </span></p><p style="margin-right: 1em;margin-left: 1em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;white-space: normal;text-align: justify;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;color: rgb(74, 74, 74);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">我约到过一个质量还不错的，开了房见了面之后问我能不能接受3，想要我再约个1……然后我就约了个原先约过的0.5也能做1的一个朋友……然后见了面就爆炸了，他们俩是一对！谈了好多年的！在那一天各自以要去外地出差的理由骗对方！我真的觉得好狗血，好罪恶！我以我下半生的石更度发誓是真事儿……真尴尬</span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 76, 65);font-size: 15px;"><strong>你有没有遇到过什么奇葩约P经历呀？</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"></p><p style="text-align: center;margin-left: 8px;margin-right: 8px;"></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">近期热点：</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">1.北京欠钱名媛被曝传艾，各位基友小心了</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;">2.健身教练抛售原味，不穿衣服的他看一百遍都不够！！！</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word 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